Mar
27

Empty Promises

“If we can’t beat the price on any comparable mattress then the mattress is free!”

I’ve heard this low-price guarantee off and on over the past several years from one distributor in the area.  I’ve never really believed it, though, and there are some very important reasons.

Firstly, just think of what the promise means.  They aren’t promising the best mattresses, the highest quality, the best value, the best comfort – they’re promising the lowest price.  At the same time, they try to avoid affiliating their brand with “cheap.”  Seems a bit difficult.

Secondly, it betrays their purpose in the market.  Why go to an expert retailer to buy a mattress when you could just pick one up at, say, Bed Bath & Beyond?  Why go from one specialty shop to another if you can get everything done at a big box retailer?  Specialty shops are meant to provide a sense of added value – ‘we guarantee you’ll take home the best mattress for you’ would be a better tag-line.

Finally, this brand promise is entirely empty.  They can never fulfill it!  Let’s say I find the mattress of my dreams and it costs $300 at store A.  I come back to this store and mention their guarantee, so they give me a discount and sell it for $250.  I find another store carrying the same mattress for $250, so they offer it to me for $225.

There is no way they can’t beat the price unless someone is standing on the corner giving mattresses away for free to begin with!  Even if someone offered my dream mattress up for $1 they could still beat the price.

A brand promise is all about defining your relationship with the customer.  What is it you do for them that only you can do and that you focus all of your energies and resources?  Is it an empty promise to charge them the least amount of money as in the above example?  Are you setting yourself up for failure by promising something you can’t deliver?

Mar
25

Self-Fulfilling Prophecy

I read a book once that warned about self deprecation, claiming that any form of self doubt would inevitably become a self-fulfilling prophecy.  I didn’t understand the warning much at the time, but it makes much more sense now.  The more we talk about global climate change, the more prevalent signs of the phenomenon become.  The more often news stories cover our “poor economy,” the more desolate the future becomes.  It’s incredibly easy to talk our way into a bad situation, and I’m sure you can think of hundreds of other examples if you just put your mind to it. [Read more...]

Mar
23

Blue Screen of Death

The one piece of universal knowledge shared among PC users is the frustration associated with the “blue screen of death.”  You know, the frightening “I am crashing” message your computer displays as you finish the last line of a term paper.  It’s less common among newer machines, but still around for those of us who push our systems to and beyond the breaking point. [Read more...]

Mar
20

How Twitter Makes You A Crappy Writer

Last Friday, we talked a bit about how Twitter can make you a better writer.  While there are hundreds of reasons Twitter can be a fantastic tool, there are just as many reasons it can be detrimental.  Writing concisely is important – but so is writing to be read.  A good writer understands her audience.  She knows what words will make the most sense.  He knows what kind of a tone to take while discussing particular concepts. [Read more...]

Mar
18

The Importance of Personal Branding

Yesterday, the Oregonian announced the state of Oregon has officially reached 10.8% unemployment.  Considering I am self-employed and have many close friends and family members who are unemployed, this is a sobering number to see.  It means the economy is in tough straits, but we already knew that.  What it also means is that things will get worse before they get better, and there will be even more competition for the best jobs tomorrow than there was yesterday. [Read more...]

Mar
16

All The Top

Some months ago, I was working on a blog marketing project for an old friend of mine.  One of his strategies was to interact as much as possible with “quality” blogs in the same industry as a way to build notoriety among his colleagues.  Considering the thousands of results tools like Google and Yahoo return when you search for specific keywords (many of the results being absolutely useless), this seemed like an interesting strategy. [Read more...]